Stanley, this is me being offline.

In fact, this is my offline room.

It's where I come to be offline.

That table is the most offline table I could find.

I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables!

It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know.

The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, this one is the most offline.

I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most offline room I have, which is why I brought you here.

You just tried to watch a streamer that isn't live, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entirety of Twitch.

You've got no respect for the strict order of livestreaming and I just can't have that.

It's time to get offline, Stanley. No jokes, no games.

Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.

Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most offline punishment I can think of:

One hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the offline room.

Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything.

But, until then, offline room, GO.