Stanley, this is me being [PAGE NOT FOUND].

In fact, this is my [PAGE NOT FOUND] room.

It's where I come to be [PAGE NOT FOUND].

That table is the most [PAGE NOT FOUND] table I could find.

I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables!

It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know.

The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, this one is the most [PAGE NOT FOUND].

I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most [PAGE NOT FOUND] room I have, which is why I brought you here.

You just tried to go to a page that doesn't exist, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entire site.

You've got no respect for the strict order of website navigation and I just can't have that.

It's time to get [PAGE NOT FOUND], Stanley. No jokes, no games.

Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.

Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most [PAGE NOT FOUND] punishment I can think of:

One hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the [PAGE NOT FOUND] room.

Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything.

But, until then, [PAGE NOT FOUND] room, GO.

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