Stanley, this is me being [PAGE NOT FOUND].
In fact, this is my [PAGE NOT FOUND] room.
It's where I come to be [PAGE NOT FOUND].
That table is the most [PAGE NOT FOUND] table I could find.
I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables!
It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know.
The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, this one is the most [PAGE NOT FOUND].
I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most [PAGE NOT FOUND] room I have, which is why I brought you here.
You just tried to go to a page that doesn't exist, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entire site.
You've got no respect for the strict order of website navigation and I just can't have that.
It's time to get [PAGE NOT FOUND], Stanley. No jokes, no games.
Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.
Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most [PAGE NOT FOUND] punishment I can think of:
One hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the [PAGE NOT FOUND] room.
Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything.
But, until then, [PAGE NOT FOUND] room, GO.
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